Canadian ~ Australian Temperature Conversion Chart

[duh Padma]

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Canadian ~ Australian Temperature Conversion Chart


50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Australians try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.



40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
NZnders shiver uncontrollably
Canadians Sunbathe.



35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down



32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadians play hockey.



0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
Sydney landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.



-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Northern Territories disintegrates.
Canadians go ice fishing.



-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
South Island freezes over.
Canadian Girl Guides still selling cookies door-to-door.



-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.



-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer keg.



-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh? "



-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup, thats a Ice Hockey thing up here in Canada and we start getting
ready for next winter.

You see Canada only has two seasons, winter and next winter.



Blessings

[Kamusur]

Hey Padma
As a straight faced Aussie wag would say as the temp approached Kelvin "Its not very hot today"

Steve

[charangohabsburg]

Finally a comprehensible conversion chart, even for not Aussies!
Thanks.