Kiwi Clock

[Localele]

Kiwi Clock

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Kiwi led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.

'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly
replied.

'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

'Just watch' he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall
screamed,

'For f*#k's sake, you stupid Kiwi pri*#. It's ten past three in the
f*#king morning!!!

[Dennis Leahy]

That was great!

-Dennis

[Lillian]

[kiwigeo]

Not a bad effort...for an Aussie.

[DarwinStrings]

Cracked me up. Looks like Lillian's cat read it too.

Jim

[Lillian]

Jim, that joke still makes me laugh.