Surgeons in Discussion

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Surgeons in Discussion

Post by kiwigeo » Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:24 pm

Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to
operate on.

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians!
Everything inside them is colour-coded.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the
best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction
Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over
at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:

'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two
moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'

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Re: Surgeons in Discussion

Post by Kamusur » Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:19 pm

Theres nothing but truth in that joke Martin.


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