Another blond joke

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Another blond joke

Post by vinman » Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:25 pm

With the economy getting tight and unemployment rising, a blond gal who can't find a job decides she's going to take the bull by the horns and start working for herself. She decides to go through the neighborhood knocking on doors to ask people if they have any odd jobs for her to do.

She gets turned down a couple of times, but is determined not to give up so she knocks on another door and a man answers. She asks if he has any odd jobs for her to do. Noticing her determination he says, "well you know our porch needs painting, how much would you charge?" The girl responds, "fifty dollars" and the man hires her.

After getting the paint and a brush for the girl, the man goes into the house to tell his wife what he has done and the wife says, "it will take the entire day and fifty dollars is pretty cheap, did she see how large the porch is?"

Fifteen minutes later the girl knocks on the door and let's the man know she is finished. Astounded he responds, "how could you paint the entire porch in fifteen minutes?" She said, "it was easy." "As a matter of fact, there was enough time to put two coats on it. And by the way, it's not a porch, it's a Lexus."

Vinman

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