Kiwimen 8th best lovers in the world - its official

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:27 pm

Kiwi men have been voted the eighth best lovers in world.

Topping a poll of 15,000 women found that Spaniards are the best.

Germans are considered ''too smelly'' so topped the worst lovers' list.

English lovers came second in the worst lovers' list because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded ''too quick to finish'' and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.

Men from Holland were ''too rough'' between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being ''too dominating'' in the bedroom.

Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.

Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).

Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.

A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS:

1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

Hesh1956 · Post by **Hesh1956** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:07 pm

Has anyone rated the sheep in different locations of the world?

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:13 am

America didnt rate too well......

Hesh1956 · Post by **Hesh1956** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:24 am

kiwigeo wrote:America didnt rate too well......

Yeah but who cares...

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:05 am

Hesh = Purple Short Wearing Purple Vacumn Lugging Rough Lover

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:07 am

Hesh1956 wrote:Has anyone rated the sheep in different locations of the world?

Theyre different in different parts of the world...but I like a bit of variety

Ron Wisdom · Post by **Ron Wisdom** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:16 am

Of course, the problem is that this kind of polling can't be at all accurate, UNLESS each of the women surveyed had tried out men from ALL twenty countries. And, to be fair, there would need to be several samples from each country.

Ron

Allen · Post by **Allen** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:15 am

Don't know if you get many backpackers in your neck of the woods Ron, but where I live your observations would be pretty well spot on.

Kim · Post by **Kim** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:26 am

Ron Wisdom wrote:Of course, the problem is that this kind of polling can't be at all accurate, UNLESS each of the women surveyed had tried out men from ALL twenty countries. And, to be fair, there would need to be several samples from each country.

Ron

Ron, I once worked on a resort island in QLD where this was quite likely to happen.......most nights of the week

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:34 am

Ron, I don't fit your view of a ideal person to take the survey, gratefully. But I will say that I have to agree with the comment on the Germans. I lived in Germany for three and a half years. Daily showers aren't the norm. And just to be fair, I would have to group Koreans in with Germans. They use a lot of garlic in kimchee. When they would break a sweat, you know it. As with the Germans, you don't have to get up close and personal to have your olfactory system offended.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:05 pm

kiwigeo wrote:
Hesh1956 wrote:Has anyone rated the sheep in different locations of the world?
Theyre different in different parts of the world...but I like a bit of variety

Yeah they bleat with different accents and the greek have hairy pits

And Lillian....ewww, how the hell do they function without showering? Apparently they can be pigs at the dinner table too (Germans that is).

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:30 pm

Nick, when its the norm its not like you stand out in the crowd.

kiwigeo · Post by **kiwigeo** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:39 pm

Lillian wrote:Nick, when its the norm its not like you stand out in the crowd.

ALL Kiwis stand out in a crowd...unless of course its a crowd of kiwis.... or a crowd of sheep.

Hesh1956 · Post by **Hesh1956** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:52 pm

Regarding being a great lover I just noticed this emoticon and I am wondering if anyone else has a sick enough mind to find what this emoticon is doing suspect..... Watch carefully - it takes a few seconds...

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:36 am

Blow is a figure of speech Hesh

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